The Epic Stilldavid Cookie Counter of Epicness

This right here is a Stilldavid Cookie Counter. It uses extremely advanced technology to keep track of the number of cookies stilldavid noms. How does it work, you ask? When stilldavid noms a cookie, you push the button. At this point the Epic Stilldavid Cookie Counter assimilates all the data in the universe, calculates the Bromlean Numerical Coefficient of Universal Cookielessness, and subtracts from the previously calculated value to come up with the number of cookies stilldavid has eaten. Code is here.